New Band Strives To Be “Different” and “Break Conformity”, Achieves Failure

By: Michael Gallo An up-start punk band that refers to themselves as "Giant Emu Vomit" has recently moved past the volatile world of only practicing in their mother's garage and has decided to take their music, which bassist Matt Hennen call's "Similar to Angels Ripping Ass", on stage where they can bless thousands of otherwise … Continue reading New Band Strives To Be “Different” and “Break Conformity”, Achieves Failure

Chimps Develop Tools and Legal System, Look Next to Flight

By: Michael Gallo Two separate studies have been completed in the past week in regards to the social climate and conditions that Chimpanzees live in. One study was done by Swedish zoologists and the other was completed by a group of misguided college students from Iowa State University in Ames, Iowa. "This study was absolutely … Continue reading Chimps Develop Tools and Legal System, Look Next to Flight

Party Takes Turn For Worse After Idiot Poses Challenge

By: Michael Gallo A normal, pretty standard high school party took a turn for the worse Saturday night after party-goer David Vuney challenged every one in the room by claiming "no one here can kick me in the face". The challenge was met by fellow party-goer Lance McCallister who got a running start, jumped off … Continue reading Party Takes Turn For Worse After Idiot Poses Challenge