A Letter to My Neighbor: Silence Your Canine, Or Else

A Letter Sent By: Michael Gallo My Dearest Neighbor, You don’t know me.  I don’t know you.  But I know your dogs.  Your dogs bark incessantly from the earliest hours of the morning until right around 7pm, which is when I presume you come home from work.  While this may seem like a fantastic set … Continue reading A Letter to My Neighbor: Silence Your Canine, Or Else

Herman Cain: Like Abe Lincoln But Better

A Post By:  Michael Gallo Today, an American hero was born.  This man makes Patton look like a private who would piss his pants in a firefight.  He makes Rockefeller look like someone who got a business degree from K-State.  He makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like an Austrian immigrant.  Who is this man, you ask? … Continue reading Herman Cain: Like Abe Lincoln But Better

Oh yeah that thing! Jobs–the reason I put my boss in my will (Slightly scented)

                                                                                                                     Charles Bukowski- Circa...Circa something By: Samwell Rockhouse Jobs are a funny thing. I had my first job when I was sixteen and I loved it. I prayed for the first one to be marked with cash, it wasn’t. It felt like it though. I was a young kid growing up in the prestige of … Continue reading Oh yeah that thing! Jobs–the reason I put my boss in my will (Slightly scented)

The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Muammar Gaddafi

Today, October 20th 2011, the world lost a great man.  We lost a compassionate man.  A man who cared about others above himself, and wasn't afraid to reach out a compassionate hand to those who struggled.  Oh, you know what? I'm reading the wrong Wikipedia page...shit.  Hold on, let me gather some quick facts. Okay...mhm...sounds … Continue reading The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Muammar Gaddafi