To All Derek Jeter Haters

Several People have alerted me to the fact that Derek Jeter “hooks up” with women and then gives them autographed memorabilia to make them leave.

What!? One of the most sought after men in New York City hooks up with women but doesn’t want to spend the next week with them!?

Holy shit, call the police!

Seriously.

Hooked up? Ray Lewis saw someone get fucking MURDERED! As if the BL needs to remind you one more time.

But at the end of the day…he’s still DFJ. Don’t know what that stands for? Rhymes with Schmerek Schmucking Schmeter.

And he has 5 more rings than you do.

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