Recently, I’ve been very idle. Idle in most parts. Idle in loose and tight parts, idle in fundamental parts. I’ve been so idle in terms of everything except one thing, school. I’ve been shuffling out a lot of mental power in that department. I’m reading the books, underlining the important stuff, yelling for a break, … Continue reading I’m not dead but I just look like it
A Post By: Michael Gallo Earlier today, in a press conference I told myself I wouldn't cry during, catcher Jorge Posada retired from the New York Yankees. The second of the Core Four to retire. I found myself wearing a deep depression like a sad snuggie. Why was I so sad? Because Jorge Posada has … Continue reading What I’ll Miss About Jorge Posada
A Post By: Michael Gallo Earlier today, famous football coach and good secret keeper Joe Paterno passed away. And who could blame him? If I were in his situation I'd probably let myself slip into the great beyond too. Doctor: Mr. Paterno, you have 3 months to live Joe Paterno: Sweet, is there anyway we … Continue reading The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Joe Paterno
A Post By: Michael Gallo This past Friday I went to New York City for the weekend. The city that never sleeps, the city where dreams are made. The city full of pigeons that could kill and eat a house cat. NYC has plenty of people that you could call "strange". In fact, these people … Continue reading NYC : Drunk Drivers and Bar Fights. Sort Of.
Ladies and Gentlemen, First and foremost I would like to apologize for what ended up being an extremely long, arduous, and financially crippling hiatus from the Barnyard Lampoon. I thought it would be inappropriate to post an article about my new theorem on farting right around the birthday of Jesus. Moreover, with Craig Sean being … Continue reading The Heinous Hiatus: The BL Does the Dirty.