A list of 5 lists

By: Cody DiCavalcante

 

 

Alright, it’s been a while since I’ve made a list. I feel like it’s time for me to do that again. So, without any further adieu, here I go.

My top places I want to visit within the next 10 years:

  1. Iceland (The ice is great there and the exposure to sunlight is dashing)
  2. France (Duh. The vineyards are ten times more powerful)
  3. Yankee Stadium—To see the epicenter of baseball magic
  4. Montana (I’ve wanted to go there since I stopped sucking my thumb)
  5. Harvard University (Just to experience the hurrah of a ivy league school)
  6. Fields of Gold (Sting made it sound so damn exciting)
  7. Central park at night (I want to put LED lights on the trees and perform a play)
  8. Moulin Rouge (To walk inside and ask for a diet coke and offset the whole act)
  9. Al Capote’s favorite bathroom
  10. Somewhere over the rainbow

Okay, now that I have that done we’ll get a little bit more into stuff that’s way up my own alley

Top ten people I want to meet before I die

 

  1. Rainn Wilson
  2. George W. Bush
  3. Albert Einstein’s most alive grandchild
  4. Gary Busey
  5. Zach Galifianakis
  6. Bam Margera
  7. Punxsutawney Phil
  8. Ace Ventura
  9. The guy who coined the term “cool”
  10. That old guy from Lord of the Rings (I know there are a lot of them. I never really thought about that. They should call it Lord of the Pension Plans)

 

 

Cool. Now I will be a little bit more informational and kiss the sky

Top five things I want to laugh at tomorrow

 

  1. A ferret on a leash
  2. The statue of liberty insurance guy doing a high kick across the sun
  3. A dog stopping traffic with his loud bark
  4. Someone burning out a cigarette on their arm at a bar
  5. Losing at a very intense game of soccer

 

Top sixteen things I like to do before bed

 

  1. Drawing pictures of Whistler’s mother at different fast food places
  2. Drink a really cold glass of charcoal
  3. Use acupuncture on a hamster
  4. Silently eat cornbread in my chair
  5. Talk to the Dali lama on speaker phone
  6. Collect coins from the couch
  7. Think of cool names for banks
  8. Come up with the cons about eating salad
  9. Come up with the pros of eating hash browns
  10. Pretend I’m at an arcade with dolphins
  11. Water my grass with vitamin enhanced H20 from my fingernails
  12. Say “beer me” to Patrick and confuse him
  13. Say goodnight to the Amish
  14. Write unwritten letters to Willy Wonka
  15. Buy a Honda then say “Ah, I actually wanted a Nissan” all through a website
  16. Make clothes out of the carpet in my bedroom

Now, what else is there to list? Oh yeah!

Top eleven things I put in my backpack before school

  1. Devil Wears Prada DVD (Never know when you might run into Merryl Streep)
  2. An old picture of someone I don’t know
  3. No. 59 pencils
  4. Pens that don’t have ink (Give them to my enemies)
  5. Pens that have ink (For my enemies)
  6. Hallmark cards (In case I forget a holiday and I need to make one for the principal)
  7. Slippers (In case I’m late to class and need to slip by unnoticed)
  8. Popsickles (I get so hungry in math)
  9. Rob Dyrdek’s greatest hits
  10. Cat in The hat book ( I read this to my bff’s)
  11. A ruler ( In case I need to make measurements of a whale’s nose)

That’s about it! I hope you guys enjoyed that! Hopefully we can all get together soon and tickle penguins!

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