Caution: Mizzou Choking Hazard

Missouri, that slavery loving shit state that took the money and ran, choked hard today.

Mizzou Fan:  Yeah, but what about Bucknell and Bradley?

This is worse.  Have fun in the SEC and enjoy my photo gallery.

 

If a shit team blocks your road to the next round, place both hands on neck and make the universal sign of choking hard after one good season of basketball.

 

At least they were classy while they choked right?

 

 

If your loved one is choking on a 15 seed, remind them of their Big 12 departure.  Then give them SEC CPR which involves letting Mizzou fans entertain the grandiose dreams of success in the SEC.

 

Congrats, Mizzou.  It’s been real.  Stupid slavers.

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