A Post By: Michael Gallo I'll always remember where I was when I heard that Dick had Clark died. I was on Division St. with a cop's knee in the back of my neck. I heard it over the scanner. "All units, Dick Clark just passed away". The cop and I stopped. Suddenly, me calling … Continue reading The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Dick Clark
A Post By: Craig Sean Newt Gingrich was involved in a close call today at the St. Louis Zoo. He was enjoying the penguin exhibit when, suddenly, the would be assassin went straight for Gingrich’s fingers. Some speculate the plan was to dismember the candidates finger while others (the better story) believe it was going … Continue reading Penguin Assassin: A Black and White Affair
A Post By: Michael Gallo My dating history is a complex one, one filled with mystery, intrigue, and an unhealthy amount of objects thrown at my head. I would like to say, first and foremost, that I have never laid a hand on a woman, and I never intend to either. I've got 4 sisters, … Continue reading Limping Down Memory Lane: The Top 5 Psycho Girlfriend Meltdowns
Hey guys! Chris the Intern here, check out our hot new look! Hopefully the guys like it, or they said they're going to drop me off at 11th and Troost. No offense if you live there! But your life must suck, lol jk. I'l be answering some email questions later! Peace and Love Chris the … Continue reading Chris the Intern: Check Out The New Look!
A Post By: Michael Gallo They say the only things that occur in life with absolute certainty are death and taxes. While our "How To: Not Die" post is still in the works, we here at the BL thought it would be helpful to teach the common folk how to file their taxes. You don't … Continue reading How To: Do Your Taxes
A Post By: Chris the Intern Well, hey there! My name is Chris the Intern! Well actually it's Chris ******** (Editor's note: last name removed for safety reasons/pending lawsuits/elimination of guilt/he's our bitch). I'm a senior at the University of Tulsa. Shoutout to my Golden Hurricanes! (Editor's note: Has there ever been a hurricane in Oklahoma?). I'm … Continue reading Chris The Intern: Excuse Our Mess
A Post By: Michael Gallo Earlier today, the University of Arkansas fired the now infamous Bobby Petrino for lying about a motorcycle accident and a related adulterous affair that he was having with an ex-volleyball chick. And if you're like most people, you're golf clapping and saying "nicely done, Bobby". Now before any of you … Continue reading BL Sports: Can We Really Blame Bobby Petrino?