The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Dick Clark

A Post By: Michael Gallo I'll always remember where I was when I heard that Dick had Clark died. I was on Division St. with a cop's knee in the back of my neck. I heard it over the scanner. "All units, Dick Clark just passed away". The cop and I stopped. Suddenly, me calling … Continue reading The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Dick Clark

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Penguin Assassin: A Black and White Affair

A Post By: Craig Sean Newt Gingrich was involved in a close call today at the St. Louis Zoo. He was enjoying the penguin exhibit when, suddenly, the would be assassin went straight for Gingrich’s fingers. Some speculate the plan was to dismember the candidates finger while others (the better story) believe it was going … Continue reading Penguin Assassin: A Black and White Affair

Chris The Intern: Excuse Our Mess

A Post By: Chris the Intern Well, hey there! My name is Chris the Intern! Well actually it's Chris ******** (Editor's note: last name removed for safety reasons/pending lawsuits/elimination of guilt/he's our bitch). I'm a senior at the University of Tulsa.  Shoutout to my Golden Hurricanes! (Editor's note: Has there ever been a hurricane in Oklahoma?). I'm … Continue reading Chris The Intern: Excuse Our Mess

BL Sports: Can We Really Blame Bobby Petrino?

A Post By: Michael Gallo Earlier today, the University of Arkansas fired the now infamous Bobby Petrino for lying about a motorcycle accident and a related adulterous affair that he was having with an ex-volleyball chick. And if you're like most people, you're golf clapping and saying "nicely done, Bobby".  Now before any of you … Continue reading BL Sports: Can We Really Blame Bobby Petrino?