To CANADA! An Idiot’s Guide to Obamacare

A Post By: Michael Gallo Today the Supreme Court decided that Obamacare is in fact constitutional. They also decided to leave the mandate relatively untouched. Despite the fact that a few aspects of the health care reform bill still need to be decided, or don’t take effect until 2014, a lot of people lost their … Continue reading To CANADA! An Idiot’s Guide to Obamacare

BL Business: Anthony Davis’ Unibrow and Gay Cookies

A Post By: Michael Gallo Today, I heard about two very questionable business decisions. After having eaten tacos for three straight nights, I had plenty of time to reflect on these decisions whilst sitting upon the toilet. I realized they were so ridiculous that I decided to cover them in this week’s Barnyard Business section … Continue reading BL Business: Anthony Davis’ Unibrow and Gay Cookies

Roger Clemens and Voyager I: Two Stupid Rockets

A Post By: Michael Gallo Tonight's post was originally going to be The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Hosni Mubarak. According to several credible news sources, Mubarak was clinging to life until that fateful moment when he gave it all away. He was pronounced "clinically dead". Every news channel was careful to use the quotations. You know, … Continue reading Roger Clemens and Voyager I: Two Stupid Rockets