A Post By: Michael Gallo Today the Supreme Court decided that Obamacare is in fact constitutional. They also decided to leave the mandate relatively untouched. Despite the fact that a few aspects of the health care reform bill still need to be decided, or don’t take effect until 2014, a lot of people lost their … Continue reading To CANADA! An Idiot’s Guide to Obamacare
A Post By: Michael Gallo Today, I heard about two very questionable business decisions. After having eaten tacos for three straight nights, I had plenty of time to reflect on these decisions whilst sitting upon the toilet. I realized they were so ridiculous that I decided to cover them in this week’s Barnyard Business section … Continue reading BL Business: Anthony Davis’ Unibrow and Gay Cookies
To the geniuses that run the J****** County Public Library, I hate you and everything you stand for. But before we get to that, allow me to introduce myself. I am Michael Gallo. You may know me as the delinquent terrorist that was daring enough to rob the evil J****** County Library of $15 and, … Continue reading A Letter to the Fascist Public Library
Are you there God? It’s me Bron Bron. I just went ‘ship on everyone’s ass. I have to say I’m relieved. Do you know what it’s like to be me? It’s hard in these streets. But I do it urr day, and now I got the ring to show for it. When I was standing … Continue reading LeBron James Writes a Letter to God
A Post By: Michael Gallo Tonight's post was originally going to be The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Hosni Mubarak. According to several credible news sources, Mubarak was clinging to life until that fateful moment when he gave it all away. He was pronounced "clinically dead". Every news channel was careful to use the quotations. You know, … Continue reading Roger Clemens and Voyager I: Two Stupid Rockets
A Post By: Michael Gallo Last weekend I found myself in the beautiful city of Omaha. There’s actually nothing beautiful about the city, but it was a unique experience and I can appreciate that. To kill some time (something I imagine people from Omaha are very good at) I decided to go to the Omaha … Continue reading The Omaha Zoo: A Lesson in Sociology
A Post By: Michael Gallo Do you ever wake up feeling tired despite the fact you just slept for 7 hours? Do you ever find yourself craving a nap by 10 in the morning? Unless you’re a robot, you’ve probably experienced one or both of these situations in the past month. Despite the fact that … Continue reading How To: Wake Up In The Morning
