Cody On Sports: A Limited Edition Piece

By: Cody DiCavalcante So my friends, I'm here; still writing, still blogging, still continuing to outreach to smaller communities with toilet flushing devices that are a fraction tinier than my fingernail. Tonight will be a very special post. A post where I try with extreme effort to make sense of athletic tellings. I've never been … Continue reading Cody On Sports: A Limited Edition Piece

BL Sports: Yankees Acquire World’s #1 Asian

A Post By: Michael Gallo The New York Yankees, known movers and shakers, pulled the trigger on the greatest Asian acquisition since America pulled in half of China to build its railroads. Whoa, was that racist? Maybe, but this article may have a few stray racist remarks here and there. If you’re sensitive towards those … Continue reading BL Sports: Yankees Acquire World’s #1 Asian

Disturbing Google Search Terms

A Post By: Michael Gallo A website search term is the word or phrase that someone Googled to find The Barnyard Lampoon. Most of the time they’re pretty normal; “Michael Gallo”, “Barnyard Lampoon”, things like that. But sometimes, random people who had (I think) absolutely zero interest in finding a comedy website, Google a weird … Continue reading Disturbing Google Search Terms

How Obamacare Made Me A Shepherd: A Reflection By Jamie Dimon

By: Samwell Rockhouse The lights are blurry, the scotch is dull, my hair is turning whiter. I'm an old man but I'm still ablaze in my heart. Today, I'm the talk of JP Morgan Chase. Many believe I should step down. Hedge funder's believe I'm on the last railway to striking gold. Maybe I am. … Continue reading How Obamacare Made Me A Shepherd: A Reflection By Jamie Dimon