The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Neil Armstrong

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have some tragic, breaking news. The USADA (U.S. Anti-Doping Agency) just couldn't leave him alone. They weren't content with stripping him of all 7 Tour De France titles. They weren't happy erasing his name from the record books. They weren't happy with him living. After a rather public and embarrassing fiasco … Continue reading The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Neil Armstrong

BL Sports: LeBron James Will Get You Murdered

A Post By: Michael Gallo In playing to his key demographic, the urban youth of America, LeBron James managed to come across as completely ignorant and absolutely oblivious. In a move that will ultimately result in a spree of murders, LeBron James decided to release his shoe at a staggering sticker price of $315. Granted, … Continue reading BL Sports: LeBron James Will Get You Murdered

The Heinous Hiatus: Yoopin with Yoopers in Michigan

A Post By: Michael Gallo Michigan is a state that’s essentially known for a rundown industrial city full of crime and abject poverty. That’s a bad start. Come to find out, the rest of the state isn’t much better. While there are certainly beautiful aspects of the state, they tend to be the parts that … Continue reading The Heinous Hiatus: Yoopin with Yoopers in Michigan