A Post By: Michael Gallo At one point, America was at the top of everything. Economics, foreign policy (figure that one out), having dreams and shit, manufacturing, and obesity. And, at one point, even stuffing rodents and primates into pairs of underwear. But now, because of outsourcing and cheap foreign labor, we're not even the best … Continue reading Is That A Loris In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
A Post By: Michael Gallo In 2005 I was in a car wreck that probably should have killed me. For whatever reason, I cheated death that day and walked away. Well, limped out of the hospital...I had internal bleeding, a broken wrist, and a concussion. I was sitting in the middle seat of a pick … Continue reading The Best of the Best: Russian Car Wrecks
A Post By: Michael Gallo One man was a cult leader who deceived thousands while proclaiming he picked up where Jesus Christ "left off". The other man was a C-List actor (and even that's generous) who was best known for depicting an imprisoned black man in the film The Green Mile. So what do these … Continue reading The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Two Random Dudes