BL Sports: Mixed Up News

A Post By: Michael Gallo Can you believe this guy is gay?   No, seriously. He came out today. He's the first openly-gay active athlete that's playing a North American team sport. Which is an oddly unique title. Tim Tebow is the gay Jackie Robinson of our time. Does this mean we finally figured out … Continue reading BL Sports: Mixed Up News

Into Darkness: A Bathroom Attack

A Post By: Michael Gallo   It happened twice in one week. While I was sitting on the toilet, minding my own business and browsing Reddit, the lights went out. The bathroom in my office building doesn’t have windows (which, thinking back on it, must be some sort of fire hazard), which means when the … Continue reading Into Darkness: A Bathroom Attack

Return To Normalcy: A Letter To Humanity

My People, I haven’t written anything in a while. Not like previous Barnyard hiatuses where I’m gone for two months, but it was still a pretty significant amount of time. Sometimes, when I’m not writing for the Barnyard, I’m working on other writing projects, but not this time. This time was different. Last week my … Continue reading Return To Normalcy: A Letter To Humanity

The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Roger Ebert

The legendary film critic Roger Ebert passed away this afternoon. That meme may seem like “low hanging fruit”, but the thumbs up/thumbs down grading system was the trademark of the Siskel and Ebert movie reviewing machine. And machine may be an understatement. WITH cancer, Ebert was able to write reviews for over 200 movies. And … Continue reading The Barnyard Lampoon Remembers Roger Ebert