Anthony “The Weiner” Weiner Announces He’s Running For Mayor of NYC

The following is a letter from former Congressman Anthony Weiner. For whatever reason, he chose The Doozy to announce that he's running for mayor of NYC. Constituents of America, I’m former Congressman Anthony Weiner. I want to take this time to announce that I will be running for Mayor of New York City. I know … Continue reading Anthony “The Weiner” Weiner Announces He’s Running For Mayor of NYC

Things Andrew Wiggins Should Do While At KU

A Post By: Michael Gallo I, like many Jayhawk fans out there, cried uncontrollably when I heard the news about Andrew Wiggins attending the University of Kansas. You see, I’m more than just a KU basketball fan…I’m an alumni alumnis, graduate of KU. Well, partial graduate. I’ve completed all the requirements and the school recognizes … Continue reading Things Andrew Wiggins Should Do While At KU

A Letter to the NCAA: You Dudes Are Cray

What’s happening my people?! Allow me to introduce myself. I’m AAU basketball coach Pimp Donut McSwaggerson. I coach a Chicago AAU team called the Cash Money Billionaires. A young baller named Ben McLemore got in trouble with the NCAA today because his AAU coach took improper benefits from an agent. A fuckin’ coach. Are you shitting … Continue reading A Letter to the NCAA: You Dudes Are Cray