The US plays its first knock out round game tomorrow at 2:30pm. What type of nonsense is that? For the majority of us that have our lives together, that's during the work day. I always thought soccer favored the unemployed. Here are 5 excuses you can choose from to skip work tomorrow. DO NOT, by … Continue reading 5 Excuses You Can Use to Skip Work for the Game
A Post By: Cody DiCavalcante Arizona isn't a place that you usually pick up and go to in the summer unless your ass is tanner than my face, or you are checking into a hotel room that is in the deep end of the swimming pool. Not all of Arizona is hot. Only the Central … Continue reading A Guide to Living in Arizona
We're pretty sure there's not a Kansas version of Mt. Rushmore, but if there was...Matt Besler would be on it.
Early on when Michael Bradley was kicking soccer balls straight at the dude who can't use his hands: When we were up by one with 25 seconds to go: Then, when Ronaldo hit that cross: Then when the final whistle blew: Finally, when we realized the Germany game had relevance again:
A Post By: Cody DiCavalcante 1) Retaliate 2)Fantasize about ocean demographics 3)Start Model UN in an aisle that is at or below 32 degrees 4)Go up to the managers office and ask if you can see "The Thorny Dreidel" 5)Answer someone else's thought 6)Headbutt ripened fruit 7)Give a gerbil a home in the cuff of … Continue reading A List of Things to Do While Grocery Shopping
A Post By: Michael Gallo Four years is a long time. In that time frame, I had forgotten a lot of the things that make the World Cup great. Besides the intense soccer action, there are plenty of idiosyncrasies related to the World Cup broadcast that makes it awesome. 1. The crowd shots of the … Continue reading 5 things I had forgotten since the last World Cup
A Post By: Michael Gallo Everyone knows FIFA is as corrupt as it gets. But that’s low-hanging fruit, there are tons of organizations that are more corrupt. This will be easy – organizations that are more corrupt than FIFA: -The NSA I just got put on a black list. -The Thai police force It costs … Continue reading The Only Things More Corrupt Than FIFA