A Post By: Michael Gallo
Everyone knows FIFA is as corrupt as it gets. But that’s low-hanging fruit, there are tons of organizations that are more corrupt. This will be easy – organizations that are more corrupt than FIFA:
I just got put on a black list.
-The Thai police force
It costs 20 American dollars to get the paper work you need to fill out to pay the fee to cross the border.
-The Chinese Government
Black list #2
Actually, we don’t even know if they’re real. JK, DIMONDS, COSMO, Illmatic, The 33rd Rise Again.
I’m struggling, I thought this would be easier….
-The Obama Administration
Actually, the administration is pretty straight forward and transparent. Drone killings, overreaching surveillance. I’d gladly trade that for awesome, free healthcare.
-OJ Simpson’s legal proceedings
I mean come on, the glove didn’t even fit.
-The Soviet Union
-North Korea/Best Korea
This one gives FIFA a real run for its money. Which could be dangerous…don’t get between FIFA and its money.
The Boyscouts of America
-Iranian murder squads
Intimidation, bribery, market domination…Monsanto is a business after FIFA’s heart.
-Organized Crime. Nothing specific, just all of it.
-The Legion of Doom
-The NFL Center For Concussion and Head Injury Research
-That weird Italian looking dude that Rocky and Bullwinkle tangle with
Wait, none of these organizations killed large numbers of migrant workers, and made bribery their business. Damn…FIFA may be one of the most corrupt organizations in the world.